If Captain Ahab had an iPhone when he was pursuing Moby Dick, I'm certain he would have appreciated the humour in these text messages. Text whales!

Peter Falk would be laughing until his eyeball fell out at the humor of this "plane clothes detective" picture joke. "Excuse me ma'am, but would you mind giving my propeller a little flick?", the sloppy sleuth might have said. At least you would never worry about letting your daughter go out ...

I don't know how convenient it is to carry around a guy and a flat cart in your trunk.

If you're wondering why your kids are afraid to play in the ball pit, it's not likely due to the high concentrations of urine, but rather other lurking beasts...like ball pit sharks!

It didn't take very long for people to make fun of the London riots and the significance of that turmoil with the Olympic Games getting set for London in 2012.

When I was ten-years-old, and I wanted to be a baker, poop-shaped bread was exactly the kind of fun stuff I wanted to bake. Now that I'm a bit older, I'm not sure that I'm going to ask for hot, steaming bread that is shaped like poop...with or without the mustard.

I know people who have been "cock blocked" before, but this is ridiculous!

Is this an innovative idea, or a typical redneck barbecue solution?