This electrical outlet is having more fun that you would expect...but all the more power to them!

This morning's news just jumps right out at you, doesn't it?

If you're trying to find your iPhone, you might want to wait for the dog to wake from his sleep, unless you have the balls to go in and grab it yourself. I don't think there's an App Store app for when your dog's balls are stuck to your smartphone.

I almost feel more embarrassed for these Christmas sweaters than I do the awkward couple that are wearing them. You can tell a lot about people by the clothes that they wear, and perhaps even a little bit more by the type of seasonal apparel they don.

Occupy yourself with this "occupie" instead of all that worrysome Occupy nonsense. Nothing makes more sense than a delicious pie!

It's amazing what a little animated .gif magic can do to an image, and in this case turning a disgusting, flabby butt into an intriguing creature of wonder!

You can have your cake and eat it too, but it will be off the floor, and this mother accidentally drops her kid's not-so-sweet sixteen birthday cake to the ground! Oops! Well, I hope the birthday present was a new car, to take away from the birthday cake accident.

These four chickens seem to be as relaxed as can be, in their own version of a sink hot tub. It's obvious that these poultry partiers don't have a care in the world.

This is a hilarious idea, tying a bunch of missile balloons behind your vehicle, thinking that these inflated weapons are targeting you, and are locked in in you. These missile balloons are much funnier than the submarine mines...and George W. Bush probably would be fooled by them.

The tricky thing about customized license plates is that you only have so many characters to use to sell your message. In this case, the car owner has found the perfect way to communicate his full-time gayness, every hour of every day!